Great Pick Up Lines From Kris HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?? From Kristen Walk up to the person you like and look at the tag on the back of their shirt. When they ask what you're doing say "seeing if you were made in heaven." From Stacey (grab his/her ass and say) "Is this seat taken?" That dress looks great on you! It would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor! Just wondering, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning? (guy taps his thigh) You just THINK this is my leg!!! Would you like a burger, with a some of sex on the side? From Joanna If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me. From Uni - who fell for it Your father must have been a thief... he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Next Page Any good additions? email them to me at tbull@kissingnet.com. I`d be grateful, plus I`d put your name as the contributor.