Great Pick Up
Lines
From Kris HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby??
From Kristen Walk up to the person you like
and look at the tag on the back of their shirt. When they ask what
you're doing say "seeing if you were made in heaven."
From Stacey (grab his/her ass and say) "Is
this seat taken?" That dress looks great on you! It would look
even better in a pile on my bedroom floor! Just wondering, what
would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning? (guy taps his
thigh) You just THINK this is my leg!!! Would you like a burger,
with a some of sex on the side?
From Joanna If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed
bag. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by
morning! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or
fertilized? I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go
with your face. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see
where it came from. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't
hold it in. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti.
Let's go fuck. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to
tap that ass! If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left
leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? You
remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat
you! Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? I'm
not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? How about we play
lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You
blow the hell out of me.
From Uni - who fell for it Your father must have been a thief... he took the stars from the
sky and put them in your eyes.
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