Great Pick Up Lines Page 10
From Peter
Guy : hey do you want get pizza and have sex?
Babe : no
Guy : what you don't like pizza?

From Keisha
Man-- So did it hurt?
Woman-- Did What Hurt?
Man-- Did it hurt?
Woman-- Did what hurt?
Man-- You know did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

From Brittany - who claims she`ll be all over any guy who uses the first one below on her
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs
Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course,if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
Excuse me, but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!
Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
Guy : Hi, do you want to have children?
Gal : No
Guy : Ok then, can we just practice?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue
Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?

From Natalie
Guy: Are you from Tennesse?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because your the only Ten I See!

From Belle - who claims it`s her favourite
Guy : Do you wash your pants with windex?
Gal : what?
Guy : Because I can sure see myself in them!!

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