Okay, major thanks to the guys and gals who have been
sending some very beautiful lines.
I`ve been getting lots of contributions, some overlapping, but still, read and
enjoy, and practice getting the right tone on these lines, else you`ll
just sound like a dork. These lines are guaranteed to get a result :- A date, a slap in the face, or both.
Contributions
- Deborah says
"1. Would you like to interest me in something?
2. (In reply to someone's question of your age): How old would you like me to be?"
- "Have you ever been hunting? ( No. )
Well why don't you let me take you up to my cabin and i'll show you how to stuff a beaver. "
Contributed by Rob. Ed : One of the rather more risque lines. Won`t work on most girls. Still, good for a laugh.
- " Excuse me, I'm sorry but I can't help but notice how much you look like my
first wife, can I ask you your name.
("How many times have you been married?)
Never."
Contributed by Kapone.
Ed: This one is
GOOD.
- " Only try this on a girl who you know has been looking at
you with that 'I want to be yours look'...
Look at her until she
stares back...call her over using only one finger (logically, use the one
next to your thumb!)... IF she comes over....say "I made you come here
with just one finger, imagine what I can do with two". My friend used this
line and it worked out great for him...see how it goes! " Contributed
by immi. Ed: Immi claims that this line was used successfully on
one of her friends. Might just work sometime.
- " Is that a keg in
your pants, cause i liked to tap that ass." Contributed by Mike from
NYC.
- " Your right leg is Thanksgiving your left leg is Christmas,
can i come visit you in between holidays??" Contributed by
Hotty.
- " Just treating a lady like a lady. ( when opening a door
for her or pulling her chair for her.)" Contributed by Skitch, who
believes in being a gentleman.
- " A guy asked to be my panties and
when I asked why he said he wanted to hug heaven." Contributed by
mds.
- " If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against
me?" and "Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all
day." Contributed by Kayla.
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