The Big Things in Love Emotional priorities in Romance Okay, so what big things were you thinking about? Just watched two romantic shows, Notting Hill, starring Julia "Pretty Woman" Roberts and Hugh "Divine-Blown" Grant, and Forces of Nature, starring Ben "pretty boy" Affleck and Sandra "Speed" Bullock. Both shows were more entertaining than romantic, except that Sandra had one line with a lot of advice for guys on how to keep a girl. Never forget her birthday. Make her feel like the goddess that you believe she is, especially on her birthday. Doing that too often is going to put you in serious debt and blow her head huger than a blimp, so if you want to make her feel really good and important, make sure you plan her birthday. From the breakfast in bed, to the expensive gorgeous diamond necklace, to the huge bubble bath or jacuzzi, dozen red roses, limousine service, lunch at the Plaza, dinner on a private yacht, and a whole day of fun. It`s a lot of trouble "$", but she will remember and make you feel equally special. There may be a lot of special dates for you to remember, the day you met, first date anniversary, first kiss anniversary, your wedding anniversary, your birthday, everyone else`s birthday, but make sure you burn her birthday in your mind. Tattoo it on your butt and palm of your hand if you have too, or even on your private parts, but NEVER EVER forget her birthday. Always side with her in any argument with anyone else. including your mother. You can disagree with her in private, you can even tell her that, but in front of anyone else, you have to defend her. Guys are supposed to defend the girls they love. It`s their only mission in love. Never hit her Nuff said. Girls, Never let a guy hit you, EVER. If he does, walk out right there and then. or kick him in the balls. Never forget her goodnight kiss It can be a simple lips-to-lips kiss, or the most passionate deep-tongue, vacuum-sucking french kiss in the history of mankind, just never forget her goodnight kiss, or good morning kiss, for that matter. It could mean a difference between a good day and a great day. Learn to hold her hand and walk beside her If you can`t even hold her hand comfortably, how do you expect to kiss or do anything else comfortably? Kiss her how she wants to be kissed Everyone kisses differently, and everyone also wants to be kissed differently. Find out how she likes to be kissed. Ask her. Experiment. And have lots of fun practising and perfectly your technique, and remember that kissing is not a one person thing, it`s between 2 people. Back to main page